Alex comes to pick me up and gets roped into the “buy RJ a laptop” marathon. Dinner will have to wait.
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
Patches loves Michigan. (at Union Pier, MI)
I just did this. Legit.
Clearly this is black magic at work here
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
I just did this for my mom and she screamed.